Whats this?
Are you ready to experience the worst news of your working career?
We have studied the art of grifting for many years. People have never seen this level of terrible service in their lives. We are ready to screw you, and your company out of millions.
A few things we’re okayish at
(According to our our mothers)
Breaking things
We are premier shit fuckers.
Smashing things
Want it flat? We got you fam.
Lying
Pigs DO fly!
excuses
It wasn’t our fault