Whats this?

Are you ready to experience the worst news of your working career?

We have studied the art of grifting for many years. People have never seen this level of terrible service in their lives. We are ready to screw you, and your company out of millions.

A few things we’re okayish at

(According to our our mothers)

Breaking things

We are premier shit fuckers.

Smashing things

Want it flat? We got you fam.


Pigs DO fly!


It wasn’t our fault